Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
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PKMKII
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Cardinal Fang
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Nation Hopeful There Will Be Equally Random Chance Of Justice For Future Victims Of Police Abuse
More and more I am thankful that UK cops are for the most part unarmed
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More and more I am thankful that UK cops are for the most part unarmed
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PKMKII
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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That's definitely going on my cube wall at work.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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daftbeaker
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Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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Perhaps they should artificially inseminate the last remaining individual. 
"There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages." Ruth Hurmence Green
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daftbeaker
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Roy Hunter wrote:One for daftbeaker.
That was enjoyably cathartic, fank ye, ye welkum. I stopped when the counter reached 200 but I reckon there's a good 10 minutes entertainment at a time with that
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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Cardinal Fang
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Cardinal Fang's Python Site
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daftbeaker
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Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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daftbeaker
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From XKCD:
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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Cardinal Fang
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Can't resist sharing this.
The West Des Moines Community School District had a "welcome back" meeting for their staff before the start of the new school year.
The Superintendent was beginning her speech when the teachers of the district created a flash mob to the enjoyment of their unsuspecting colleagues, with a parody of the song, “One more day” from Les Mis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGMlPDlY094
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The West Des Moines Community School District had a "welcome back" meeting for their staff before the start of the new school year.
The Superintendent was beginning her speech when the teachers of the district created a flash mob to the enjoyment of their unsuspecting colleagues, with a parody of the song, “One more day” from Les Mis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGMlPDlY094
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Pharmacists count and portion out the pills for each prescription.
We don't have universal health care, so things like "making sure people don't get the wrong pills by mistake" doesn't rank as high on our lists... since it can only be blamed on people and not corporations.
We don't have universal health care, so things like "making sure people don't get the wrong pills by mistake" doesn't rank as high on our lists... since it can only be blamed on people and not corporations.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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daftbeaker
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It's in here because it's from a satire site but this piece on teacher recruitment could, with fewer notty words, have been in any mainstream newspaper.
I''m not sure I have anything to add to that. It does mean there's always plenty of jobs going though
The Daily Mash wrote:Meanwhile, the NUT confirmed the shortage is particularly high in maths and science subjects, due to the propensity for adolescents to act the prick when they get bored.
I''m not sure I have anything to add to that. It does mean there's always plenty of jobs going though
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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