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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:53 pm

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:21 pm

Nation Hopeful There Will Be Equally Random Chance Of Justice For Future Victims Of Police Abuse

More and more I am thankful that UK cops are for the most part unarmed

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Postby PKMKII » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:43 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:25 pm

That's definitely going on my cube wall at work.
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Postby daftbeaker » Sat May 09, 2015 7:16 am

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Postby Monobaz » Sat May 09, 2015 9:55 am

Perhaps they should artificially inseminate the last remaining individual. :haha:
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Postby daftbeaker » Sun May 10, 2015 6:04 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:One for daftbeaker.

That was enjoyably cathartic, fank ye, ye welkum. I stopped when the counter reached 200 but I reckon there's a good 10 minutes entertainment at a time with that :haha:
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Postby daftbeaker » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:48 am

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Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:18 am

From XKCD:

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:36 pm

Can't resist sharing this.

The West Des Moines Community School District had a "welcome back" meeting for their staff before the start of the new school year.

The Superintendent was beginning her speech when the teachers of the district created a flash mob to the enjoyment of their unsuspecting colleagues, with a parody of the song, “One more day” from Les Mis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGMlPDlY094

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:03 am

Pharmacists count and portion out the pills for each prescription.

We don't have universal health care, so things like "making sure people don't get the wrong pills by mistake" doesn't rank as high on our lists... since it can only be blamed on people and not corporations.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:53 pm

It's in here because it's from a satire site but this piece on teacher recruitment could, with fewer notty words, have been in any mainstream newspaper.

The Daily Mash wrote:Meanwhile, the NUT confirmed the shortage is particularly high in maths and science subjects, due to the propensity for adolescents to act the prick when they get bored.

I''m not sure I have anything to add to that. It does mean there's always plenty of jobs going though :idiot:
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