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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:58 am

Minions are the same as onions, right?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:41 am

Really small ones, yes. :lol:
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Postby PKMKII » Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:35 pm

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Postby AFTERGLOW » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:33 pm

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Ahoy, me Hardies!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..

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Postby PKMKII » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:05 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby black bart » Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:43 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:I still need to see those movies and find out why everyone is so obsessed with the little yellow buggers.


Same here...but I've gone with the Avatar anyway.

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Postby AFTERGLOW » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:13 pm

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Ahoy, me Hardies!

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:01 pm

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Postby AFTERGLOW » Sat Aug 17, 2013 1:38 pm

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Ahoy, me Hardies!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..

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Postby daftbeaker » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:50 pm

Icelandic genius.

Raving racist, homophobe and all-round weirdo Franklin Graham booked a stadium in Iceland. The locals heard about it, booked all the tickets (which were free) while planning not to turn up. Hopefully when he goes to his his little speech it'll be in the middle of an empty stadium :haha:
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Postby AFTERGLOW » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:53 pm

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Ahoy, me Hardies!

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:36 am

The most Alan Partrdige-style corporate video you'll ever see

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daftbeaker wrote:Icelandic genius.

Raving racist, homophobe and all-round weirdo Franklin Graham booked a stadium in Iceland. The locals heard about it, booked all the tickets (which were free) while planning not to turn up. Hopefully when he goes to his his little speech it'll be in the middle of an empty stadium :haha:


:lol:

I am laughing so hard right now.
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Postby AFTERGLOW » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:21 pm

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Ahoy, me Hardies!

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Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:44 pm

^ It looks good enough to eat, Afterglow. :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:58 pm

On the bacon theme... Bacon Bieber.
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Wonder if she's [bacon] a fan?
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