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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:47 am

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:49 am

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Postby PKMKII » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:30 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:49 pm


The human race is truly doomed.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Postby AFTERGLOW » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:48 pm

Ahoy, me Hardies!

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Postby ChowMein » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:33 pm

OMFSM !

She dyes her hair I wager !

So this is what ye yanks are producing in Callyforny eh ?

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:14 pm

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wot yas goon on abowt puddy tat !
she sownd reel smart to me !

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Postby Ubi Dubium » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:29 pm

I was watching the 25 annoying voices video (win!) when I found this:

John Williams is the man

(Sorry if this has been posted before. This is a long thread, and I don't think I've read all of it.)
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Postby PKMKII » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:11 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby black bart » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:23 am



I can't believe someone actually applauded her at the end... :shocked:

If Nef Yoo BB had got up and spoke after her he would have been thought a god!
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Postby daftbeaker » Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:49 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1203298/Booze-culture-Drinking-excess-leave-red-faced-morning.html

I should start a Daily Mail thread but this is good, a wonderful combination of prudery and jealousy hidden behind apparent concern for health.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rainswept » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:43 am



That's gotta be fake.
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Postby Ubi Dubium » Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:46 pm

A musical friend sent me this link today: http://www.catcerto.com. Brilliant!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Wawizzle » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:51 am

Rainswept wrote:


That's gotta be fake.


I was pretty convinced of her sincerity..... I'm not happy to say that, though.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Elvalia » Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:40 pm

TwistedSister wrote:El is everyone's buddy. :lurk:
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