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Postby Jean Bart » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:47 am

... playing Scrabble, all by her own. When asked who was winning, she replied: "...
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby Moral Minority » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:19 pm

'My imaginary friend named Jib.' What Jimmy did not know was that Jib and Jenny shared a very special bond which included bondage and...

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dogging

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:44 am

...lots and lots of dogging...why only last month they were caught in darkest Arizona deep in the act of...
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Postby Jean Bart » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:11 am

... playing Scrabble and argueing about the word "dog" being worth more than the word "god" or not. "Hey, it's becoming an epidemy!", shouted the policeman in charge of...
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)

"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)

"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")

"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby anthrobabe » Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:18 pm

BB-did you just say deepest darkest Arizona--- my tummy hurts, stop it


... the police officer forgot to be in charge of anything once she saw the other words that were on said scrabble board, words like.....
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Postby Andy » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:40 am

...... monster, spaghetti and flying. She liked these words so much that she decided to join in the game .........

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:45 am

...only to discover that it was strip Scrabble. When she lost by 200 points, she had to remove her...
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Postby ken worley » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:54 am

...own spleen, with a broken-off Heineken bottle neck.(They play a particularly hardcore version of Strip-Scrabbleâ„¢ in darkest Arizona).

After the operation, Jenny said she felt a little fatigued, and retired to a nearby copse of cacti to rest, leaving Jib to....
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Nawleans

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:28 pm

...telephone his old Pirate chum Eric who was struggling to stay in the tale even though he was central to the whole pastafarian theology thing. Jib was overjoyed to hear that Eric was berthed at New Orleans and had digs in a fine whorehouse there. Making his excuses to Jenny, Jib jumped astride his Harley and set off for Nawleans looking forward to some good hard...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby ken worley » Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:07 pm

-shelled-p.rawn gumbo.....All this was quite singularly amazing, considering he was imaginary.

Jenny, still ensconced in her cactus-bower, continued this dream of Jib, as her spleen-stump slowly healed.

In Nawlins, Eric suffered uneasy premonitions of an impending phantom on a loud cycle, approaching through the night to eat up all of his...


(I can't believe the language filter now will not let me type the word for a large shrimp)
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steel

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:39 pm

...Gumbo and Steal all of his exotic Buxom...
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Postby Dogma's A Bitch » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:54 am

...."Cousin from out of town." At least that's what he called her publicly. In actuality she was...
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:59 pm

misses piggy
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Postby Hippie Pirate » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:21 am

Unfortunately for Eric, he did not know about Misses Piggy's obession with a certain frog, and unfortunately for her, she did not know about Kermit's obsession with a certain Eric. This made for a tricky triangle of...
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:17 am

eating pasta and doing things that are sins even in pastafarianism
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