
The most beautiful man/woman.
Moderator: Other Stuff Mods
- daftbeaker
- Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
- Posts: 9917
- Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
- Location: Here
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
Bugger, I missed the chance to suggest innuendo about big jugs. Oh well 

- PKMKII
- Senior New York Correspondent
- Posts: 9629
- Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:13 pm
- Location: Where the Sun don't shine
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
I'd go for the "looks like they're enjoying their head" joke.
- black bart
- Resident Weevil
- Posts: 24540
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
The beauty of it is, after drinking that much beer they'll fancy anyone...I've been to the Cardiff beer festival and I know. 

- TwistedSister
- Desperate, twisted cookie pusher
- Posts: 8552
- Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:27 pm
- Location: N.E PA
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
Is that where you met the Mrs.? 

- black bart
- Resident Weevil
- Posts: 24540
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
Ahem...er, no...it was thee Chelmsford beer festival...and she isn't even an Essex girl!
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
black bart wrote:The beauty of it is, after drinking that much beer they'll fancy anyone...I've been to the Cardiff beer festival and I know.
Shot taken at Cardiff Beer Festival:

- black bart
- Resident Weevil
- Posts: 24540
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
^
I know her.

I know her.
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
black bart wrote:^
![]()
I know her.
Looks like a Very classy lady? Evidence of the empty glasses suggests it took 3 G & T's to get her in the mood?
- Mad Willyum Bonney
- Admiral of Incomprehensibility
- Posts: 3771
- Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
- Location: Bedlam
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
Aha! Found it.
I've been meaning to post this for two years , I kept forgetting .
Anyway , I would like to summit ( drumroll).
In descending order ,
3: Dinah Shore
2: Doris Day
1: Pieces of Nine
I've been meaning to post this for two years , I kept forgetting .
Anyway , I would like to summit ( drumroll).
In descending order ,
3: Dinah Shore
2: Doris Day
1: Pieces of Nine
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
- pieces o'nine
- Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
- Posts: 8074
- Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
- Location: Ocean o'Sand
- Contact:
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
- ET, the Extra Terrestrial
- Privvy Counselor
- Posts: 7078
- Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:01 am
- Location: In the woods, watching
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
We've all seen the picture, Pieces. You're the clear winner. 

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
- black bart
- Resident Weevil
- Posts: 24540
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
I am rooting for Malala Yousafzai, 14, the Pakistani schoolgirl shot in the head by Taliban gunmen.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- Mad Willyum Bonney
- Admiral of Incomprehensibility
- Posts: 3771
- Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
- Location: Bedlam
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
Excellent Bart !
I second your motion .
I second your motion .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
- black bart
- Resident Weevil
- Posts: 24540
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
The latest news is that she is going to need reconstructive surgery...if I could get my hands on the b******s who did this to her I would reconstruct them. All these girls are asking for is the right to an education.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Return to “Games, Fun, and Jokes”
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 22 guests