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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:58 pm

Bugger, I missed the chance to suggest innuendo about big jugs. Oh well :bummer:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby PKMKII » Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:13 pm

I'd go for the "looks like they're enjoying their head" joke.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:14 am

The beauty of it is, after drinking that much beer they'll fancy anyone...I've been to the Cardiff beer festival and I know. :lech:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:56 am

Is that where you met the Mrs.? :whistle:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:25 am

Ahem...er, no...it was thee Chelmsford beer festival...and she isn't even an Essex girl!
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Uther » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:48 am

black bart wrote:The beauty of it is, after drinking that much beer they'll fancy anyone...I've been to the Cardiff beer festival and I know. :lech:


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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:18 am

^
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I know her.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby PKMKII » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:17 am

Christina Hendricks mentions bathing, newscaster's brain shuts off.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Uther » Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:43 am

black bart wrote:^
:lol:

I know her.


Looks like a Very classy lady? Evidence of the empty glasses suggests it took 3 G & T's to get her in the mood?
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:01 pm

Aha! Found it.

I've been meaning to post this for two years , I kept forgetting .

Anyway , I would like to summit ( drumroll).

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:05 pm

:confused:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:48 pm

We've all seen the picture, Pieces. You're the clear winner. :love:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:04 am

I am rooting for Malala Yousafzai, 14, the Pakistani schoolgirl shot in the head by Taliban gunmen.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:01 am

Excellent Bart !
I second your motion .
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:25 am

The latest news is that she is going to need reconstructive surgery...if I could get my hands on the b******s who did this to her I would reconstruct them. All these girls are asking for is the right to an education.
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