Anything that was said by someone else, you can put it...here!
Just make sure it is either funny, or wise, inspiring, etc....not just nonsense...
Ok, to start us off:
Thao Huynh wrote:"If a pessimistic sees the glass as half empty, what am I for thinking it was never full?"
Mike Hutchison wrote:It doesn't take a genius to contradict everything I say. It takes a genius to contradict everything I say, and be right.
Dave Barry wrote:Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
A. Whitney Brown wrote:I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Recent Chinese Proverb wrote:Confucius say too much.
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
wrote:"Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons."