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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby ChowMein » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:19 am

9533 Thou shalt from this day forth be diligent in thine numbering of this thread , for verily it doth piss off thine brethren and cistern .

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:56 am

9578: Yey verily thou shallest getteth ye numbering right...unless thou art shitfaced.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Moral Minority » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:31 pm

Thou shalt honour St. John the Blasphemist.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:51 pm

9530: Thou shalt not call call BB and lousy liddle maggots fer not paintenshun wythe thee proper sequencing .
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Edd » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:02 pm

9529: Thou shalt see previous page and realize the sequence of commandments has been off for a while.

9528: Thou shalt not sweat the unimportant stuff.

9527: Thou shalt take the path of least resistance in commandment numbering.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:27 pm

I love this thred, I love you Edd, I luv everybodeeeee

9522222222 Shtill shticafed!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:35 pm

Yeer goan bie yer frian pan iffen ye doan warsh et up affer !
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:21 am

9526: Thou shallt skive off early if the boss isn't in.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:41 am

9525 Ye shalt refrain from placing thee almost expired carton of milk in the back of thee fridge ,hidden from eyesight , for verily it shall spoil and cause a unclean stench that shall surely get thee wifey most pissed .
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:31 pm

9524: Thou shalt revive threads in memory of dear friends who shall be greatly missed, for we still have over 9500 commandments left to go.

9523: Thou shalt not feed trolls on serious blogs.

9522: Thou shalt heap scorn and derision upon the hate mailers at venganza, for lo, they are verily lower than trolls, and deserveth what they get.

9521: Thou shalt not leave half a scoop of ice cream in the carton, for what is the point of that?
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby WelshRarePasta » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:41 pm

9520 Thou shalt periodically clean out thy cistern, so as not to annoy thy brethren and sistren.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:31 am

9519: Thou's cistern shalt be periodically cleansed with a rum and stomach content brew at leasteth once a week.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Phlebas » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:35 am

9518 - Thou shalt wash thy teeth immediately after cleansing thy cistern.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:25 am

9517: Thou shalt not turn on thine TV in Britain whence thou hast Germans as thine guests for verily thine TV willst display uncomfortable jokes about Nazi's and mentioneth the war.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Phlebas » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:01 am

9516 - Thou shalt not mentioneth ze war.
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