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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby GreenRain22 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:31 pm

9531: Thou shalt not grope pretty women unless they want you to.

9530: Thou shalt not tell lonely girls about how great their boyfriend/girlfriend is. (TT_TT Dammit all...)
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
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Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
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Broken hearts parade
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:52 pm

9532. Thou shalt not post on the forums when you are in an altered state of mind.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:44 am

b93g: Thou shallth noth potht onth Forum wenth thou arth Pithed...zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Aedeus » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:04 pm

9530 Thou shalt not place thy friends DVD's back in the wrong boxes

9529 Thou shalt not repeat phrases from the Love Guru in the same way you did from Austin Powers, for it is verily not that funny

9528 Thou shalt not feed garlic cloves to small dogs, unless ye find the idea of rocket propelled chihuahua's funny

9527 Thou should not remark on the temperature of a room if a lady is not wearing a bra
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:21 pm

9527 Thou shalt return borrowed items to their proper place , in thee condition ye fownde them .

9526 Thou shalt desist in making a bloody mess for others to clean up , ye foul , pus filled , lazy , dumb ass issue from a sow ( ye knowest who ye be , blast ye ) .

9525 Thou shalt discover what can be recycled and what can not .

9524 Thou shalt stop using the sink to bathe in .
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:32 am

...9524a......or for performing any other ablutionary type activities!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:35 am

9542b: Indeed, thou shalt only relieve thyself behind tree or within a porcelain bowl!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Cpt Celle » Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:08 pm

9541: Thou shalt be very carefull to whom one lends his porcelain bowl.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:55 am

9540: Thou shalt not be caught by the rossers whilst ye art urinating in a public place, for varily it art a bylaw.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:21 am

9539 : Thou shalt endeavour to completeth this thread withe humour and grace so as to honour it's creator .
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Elastoman » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:42 am

9540. Thou shalt drink deep the ambrosia of life, while remembering not to mix ambrosias, for that often causes sickness.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:51 am

9537: Thous shalt alwayth hold Saint John the Blasphemist in thy highest honour.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:18 am

9536: Thou shall nostalgically refer back to ones first ever post on this thread: 'Thou shalt weareth ear plugs at a Motorhead concert!' and Thou shalt re-use it thus: 'Thou shalt weareth bigger ear plugs at a Chris de Burgh concert!'
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:07 pm

9535 Thou shalt not faileth to showeth appreciation to those who maketh thy days to smile.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Edd » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:18 pm

9524: Thou shalt live life to the fullest in remembrance of those who are gone.
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