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Wawizzle
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Postby Wawizzle » Mon May 19, 2008 9:46 pm

9562: Thou Shalt Not Abuseth Thy Form Of Poetry Namethed By The Haiku
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Tue May 20, 2008 10:37 am

9561:
Thou shalt maketh thy
Commandments about haiku
In a haiku form

9560: Thou shalt useth thy own discretion whenst thou regardeth the number of syllables in Japanese words. ie: hai-ku vs ha-i-ku.
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Postby Moral Minority » Tue May 20, 2008 3:05 pm

9559. Thou shall pluralise thine haiku, katana, geisha and kamikaze without that accursed 's' which shall be henceforth ommited from all pluralisations of Japanese verbs.

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Postby black bart » Wed May 21, 2008 6:18 am

9558: Thous shalt not steal thine lunch from a rabbit.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed May 21, 2008 6:23 am

9557: Thou shant tryeth to give said lunch back to rabbit after feasting hath happened.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby Moral Minority » Thu May 22, 2008 4:43 am

9556. Thou shalt not have rabbit for lunch.

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Postby black bart » Thu May 22, 2008 8:00 am

9555: Thou shalt recognize the first tell tale signs of becoming a Wererabbit.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Moral Minority » Thu May 22, 2008 1:37 pm

9554. Thou shalt always wear protective gear while thou knowest a wench.

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Wed May 28, 2008 3:56 am

9553: Whenst thou goest to thy staff meetings that hath offerings of complimentary wine & nibblies afterwards, thou shalt remembereth that two shiraz equaleth good, but three shiraz equaleth bad. Especially whenst thou hath striketh'd up conversation with new employees. For verily thou shalt gaineth bad reputation amongst thy co-workers, especially if thou worketh in a completely separate building to them, since, as thou wilt hardly ever meeteth up with them until the next staff meeting, thou hath little or no chance of redemption, and they shalt probably be wary of thy presence at aforementioneth'd next meeting.

9552: Thou shalt not get paranoid whenst thou drinketh red wine at thy staff meetings. For verily, everyone else art probably as shitfaceth'd as thee.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed May 28, 2008 5:27 am

9551: Thou shalt not come a knocking, when thy caravan ith rocking.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby his divine noodle » Thu May 29, 2008 6:47 am

9550: Thou shalt not have intercourse in thy parents bed.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu May 29, 2008 6:57 am

9550 a: unless it is thine only way to get intercourse
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
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Postby ChowMein » Thu May 29, 2008 5:04 pm

9551. Ye should replace the kitty litter more den once a yeer .

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu May 29, 2008 5:39 pm

9548: thou shalt not speak like chow mein or that other guy
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu May 29, 2008 5:46 pm

9547: Thou shalt punctuate thy sentences.
--Zankou II

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