9890: Thou shalt not long have a wife if you continue to do such things.
9889: Thou shalt praise palindromic numbers.
9887: Thou shalt write down, copy, print, or otherwise make a note of those funny things so that thou might share them with thy significant other at a point when they are not in the middle of a chapter.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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