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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:45 pm

DaveL wrote:9894: Whenst thy choosest to be sardonic to thy moderators, thou shall refrain from selecting Canadian type humor. For thy Aussie and Pirate humour ist equally sardonic, and may invoke a never ending exchange of witty anecdotes.


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Postby Freakingout » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:19 am

9893 Thou shalt be very impressed that this thread has made it this far

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:20 am

9892: Thou shall not tap on the glass. Not even metaphorically.
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Postby Freakingout » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:26 am

9891 Thou shalt make your wife put down her book so that you can read to her the funny thing you just read in the forum.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:30 am

9890: Thou shalt not long have a wife if you continue to do such things.

9889: Thou shalt praise palindromic numbers.

9887: Thou shalt write down, copy, print, or otherwise make a note of those funny things so that thou might share them with thy significant other at a point when they are not in the middle of a chapter.
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Postby farfalla » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:36 am

9886. The FSM aproves of those who use their :fsm_yarr: skills for the finding of signal for the purpose of bonding with the FSM forum or any other pasta activities

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Postby Freakingout » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:49 am

9885 Thou shalt not hateth the player but intead hateth the game

9884 Thou shalt not ever, ever cross the streams, that would be bad

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Postby DaveL » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:08 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
DaveL wrote:9894: Whenst thy choosest to be sardonic to thy moderators, thou shall refrain from selecting Canadian type humor. For thy Aussie and Pirate humour ist equally sardonic, and may invoke a never ending exchange of witty anecdotes.


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9883 Woot!!! :D
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:51 pm

Freakingout wrote:9893 Thou shalt be very impressed that this thread has made it this far

9882:Thou shalt have St John the Blasphemist to give thanks & praise to for reviving this thread.
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Postby Freakingout » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:19 pm

9881 Thou shalt pat thyself on thine back if thou resurrects this thread

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Postby Freakingout » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:53 am

9880 Thou shalt go twice if no one else posts for a while

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Postby black bart » Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:48 am

9979 Thou shall eateth thine Magnum Ice Cream quickly or suffereth the consequences of ye falling off chocolate.
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:00 am

9978 Thou shalt get on with some blimmin' work, rather than guffawing at FSM stuff all day

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Postby ke_mikiao » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:09 pm

Beardyoldgit wrote:9978 Thou shalt get on with some blimmin' work, rather than guffawing at FSM stuff all day




9977: Thou shalt realize that FSM stuff is holy and work in all its nonFSM forms is evil. Partaketh in the wonder of FSM at all times.
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Postby Freakingout » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:15 pm

9876 Thou shalt notice that the last 3 commandments are misnumbered


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