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Postby PantyGnawer » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:06 pm

Zankou wrote:You have many problems...how many of them are bacon related?



Actually, you might be on to something there. In all truth, my friends and I had a bonfire last night, but we didn't have any marshmallows or hot dogs. We did however, have a couple of pounds of bacon. You've never really had bacon until you've had smokey bacon cooked over an open fire. I ate a little too much!

This sounds like a joke, but I'm actually really serious! My heart hearts?

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Postby Zankou » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:38 pm

On one episode of the simpsons, Homer told Bart to butter his bacon, then bacon his sausauge.

Bart said" but Dad..."

and Homer said "Do it, boy!"

then Bart said" My haert hurts"

I assume it was due to the massive amount of cholesterol.

Anyway...

MPT, PLEASE TELL US WHETHER OR NOT WE HAVE THE CORRECT ANSWER!
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters


"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
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Postby MPTrooper » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:17 pm

Gah! Sorry, PG had it right, the answer is Love. :)

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Postby Zankou » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:18 pm

wow...i figured that that answer would be too sappy...MPT, how could you?!?!?!

Anyway, Pirateguy's turn.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean




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Postby PantyGnawer » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:31 pm

Yayyyyyy! Okay here goes.


Don't take this one too "literally"


I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?

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Postby Zankou » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:35 pm

...first thing to jump out is "The bubonic plague"


Is it old age?

Edit: Took it too literally..

you can't really use this one, as it is too biblical...he wasn't really a fourth of mankind, because that was just a story.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean




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Postby PantyGnawer » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:40 pm

Nope and nope. I have a feeling that MPT will nail this one as soon as he reads it.

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Postby Zankou » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:42 pm

PirateGuy wrote:Nope and nope. I have a feeling that MPT will nail this one as soon as he reads it.


Not really a fair ridddle..that was a story.

please, someone post a new one
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean




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Postby MPTrooper » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:09 pm

PirateGuy wrote:Yayyyyyy! Okay here goes.


Don't take this one too "literally"


I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?



The Plague? Jesus? Moses? The Flood? Women? Men? Bad Movies?

I have no idea.

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Postby Zankou » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:10 pm

It was Cain


He killed Abel

Supposedly, at the time, there were only the 4 of them Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel...

someone post a new one...

EDIT:FINE, i'll do it!

Only one colour, but not one size
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
present in sun, but not in rain
doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean




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Postby PantyGnawer » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:43 pm

MPTrooper wrote:
The Plague? Jesus? Moses? The Flood? Women? Men? Bad Movies?

I have no idea.


Wow man, you're slipping on me! You were even thinking biblically and you missed it.

Zankou got it even though it got his panties all in a wad.

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Postby PantyGnawer » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:44 pm

Is it a shadow?


I think I'm right, so I'll start a new one.

Have you ever heard of "Yes and no question riddles"? They are fun, but hard, and I know a couple of them. The way it works is I tell you a portion of a story and you have to figure out whats really going on or the rest of the story. You can ask me all the questions you want, but I can only answer with a yes or a no.
Okay here goes. If you already know this one, please don't spoil it, its my favorite riddle of all time!

A man is driving down the road listening to the radio. The song on the radio ends. When this song ends, no new song comes on. There is just dead air. The man pulls the car to the side of the road and shuts off the engine. He takes out a handgun and shoots himself in the head.

Thats it! If you guys are interested in playing, I'll check back frequently to answer questions. This one might take a little while, so feel free to continue with other riddles.

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Postby MPTrooper » Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:00 pm

He was listening to a break up tape. When it was over he killed himself over the grief.

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Postby PantyGnawer » Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:06 pm

MPTrooper wrote:He was listening to a break up tape. When it was over he killed himself over the grief.


ha ha, I thought you were talking about zankou for a moment.

And no, he was listening to broadcast radio.

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Postby MPTrooper » Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:07 pm

Humm

Ok, is the guy a criminal?


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