I dint look but i bet its a onion. Onions make me pee, and I'm a guy.
And I ain't been drinkin, neither. That story is from "The Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra" by the Firesign Theater. I figgerd at least one of you reprobates would know some of their stuff...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."