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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby PantyGnawer » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:49 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?



ooo Ooo is it PRESSURE?

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:50 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Do you mean to say he got it ?

no he did not.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:52 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:
lordpunkmonk wrote:

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?



ooo Ooo is it PRESSURE?


good guess but no I couldn't find the full version but there was alot more.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:53 pm

Plant ?
Animal ?
Mineral ?
The weather ?
Water ?
Humidity ?
Yo mama ?
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby PantyGnawer » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:57 pm

Is it a biological process, such as fermentation?

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Rainswept » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:58 pm

A picture?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:04 pm

answer in small print below for people who give up

see this is the problem with posting a riddle for a bunch of smart people.

they actually have answers that work even though the answer is supposed to be "no".

there is supposed to be much more like it can destroy mountains and something about the sun that I forget.

look again at the words around the percentages. the harvard people said "no" and so did the kindergartners.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:08 pm

I dint look but i bet its a onion. Onions make me pee, and I'm a guy.

And I ain't been drinkin, neither. That story is from "The Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra" by the Firesign Theater. I figgerd at least one of you reprobates would know some of their stuff...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby PantyGnawer » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:13 pm

Nope. I'm still waiting for the exit for the Antelope Freeway.

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:07 am

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:08 am

Is it water? It fits with everything except for the polar bear bit, I think.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:25 am

I'll tackle this cometh thee dawn .
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:46 am

I thought it was snow until the pancakes bit.

Now I don't know what to think.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:48 am

Oi fink its the SUN.
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:03 am

Never mind. It was ridiculous.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.


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