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Postby Rainswept » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:18 am

Rainswept wrote:I don't know any good ones. Someone else pick a new puzzle.
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Postby boghog » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:22 am

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:Baggy, please cut Zankou 2.0 a bit of slack..he's Canadian & "higher Maths" to them usually revolves around "how many decilitres in 2 boddils uv Moosehead/Molson/Labatt's?"..(i blame the low-scoring hockey games for their occasional inability to count above 5..)

As opposed to Hawaii, that hotbed of intellectualism. Look at all the world-renowned mathematicians that came from there, right? :wink:
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:29 am

Okay.

A spy gets taken prisoner by an extremist faction and they demand to get information, but they also point out that they will kill him either way. His answer will decide how he dies.

They tell him: "Tell us something. If you tell the truth, we will feed you to the sharks. Then you have the chance of drowning before you feel the pain of them tearing you apart. But if you lie, we will feed you to the lions, and you will suffer until death as they tear you apart."

What does he say?
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Postby ken worley » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:33 am

St John the Blasphemist wrote:Okay.

A spy gets taken prisoner by an extremist faction and they demand to get information, but they also point out that they will kill him either way. His answer will decide how he dies.

They tell him: "Tell us something. If you tell the truth, we will feed you to the sharks. Then you have the chance of drowning before you feel the pain of them tearing you apart. But if you lie, we will feed you to the lions, and you will suffer until death as they tear you apart."

What does he say?


"No, NO!! PLEASE don't kill me!!PLEASSSSEEEEE!!!", accompanied by urinating/defecating in his pants?
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Postby black bart » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:38 am

St John the Blasphemist wrote:Okay.

A spy gets taken prisoner by an extremist faction and they demand to get information, but they also point out that they will kill him either way. His answer will decide how he dies.

They tell him: "Tell us something. If you tell the truth, we will feed you to the sharks. Then you have the chance of drowning before you feel the pain of them tearing you apart. But if you lie, we will feed you to the lions, and you will suffer until death as they tear you apart."

What does he say?


Bugger me, you really are Extremists!
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Postby Baggy » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:53 am

St John the Blasphemist wrote:Okay.

A spy gets taken prisoner by an extremist faction and they demand to get information, but they also point out that they will kill him either way. His answer will decide how he dies.

They tell him: "Tell us something. If you tell the truth, we will feed you to the sharks. Then you have the chance of drowning before you feel the pain of them tearing you apart. But if you lie, we will feed you to the lions, and you will suffer until death as they tear you apart."

What does he say?


"You will kill me by feeding me to lions."
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Postby ke_mikiao » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:39 pm

St John the Blasphemist wrote:Okay.

A spy gets taken prisoner by an extremist faction and they demand to get information, but they also point out that they will kill him either way. His answer will decide how he dies.

They tell him: "Tell us something. If you tell the truth, we will feed you to the sharks. Then you have the chance of drowning before you feel the pain of them tearing you apart. But if you lie, we will feed you to the lions, and you will suffer until death as they tear you apart."

What does he say?



"Well....that is a good idea only....wait....WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!?!?!?!" -points- when everyone turns their heads he kills them all with toothpick, Q-tip, and 5 old post-it notes.


thats what I did anyway back when i was a spy........
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:45 pm

Baggy wrote:"You will kill me by feeding me to lions."

Baggy gets it!
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Postby Rainswept » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:55 pm

=P everyone got it. There are 10,000 versions of that "riddle" around lol
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Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:57 am

PirateGuy wrote:Fen is right!



I agree.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:59 am

there is a cabin on the top of a hill with 15 people dead inside
no one has ever gone up the hill how did the cabin get there?
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Postby Rainswept » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:21 am

Airplane cabin?
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:00 pm

damn you!

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Postby Rainswept » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:18 pm

Rainswept wrote:
Rainswept wrote:I don't know any good ones. Someone else pick a new puzzle.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby Cryofdragon » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:00 pm

This is one of PG's necros that I don't mind. I'm always up for a brain twister.

Now, does anyone have any good ones?
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