Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:29 pm

Nope.
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Almanac

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:21 am

An Almanac be the answer ta that one me hearty.
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Cows

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:23 am

here be a new riddle...YYAARRRR:

How did the farmer count his cows?
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Postby capidosia » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:45 pm

ok, who's gonna dignify this one?

he went to the factory and counted the leather coats coming out?
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Re: Cows

Postby ke_mikiao » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:04 am

black bart wrote:here be a new riddle...YYAARRRR:

How did the farmer count his cows?



he counted the legs and divided by four?

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Re: Cows

Postby Rainswept » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:52 am

black bart wrote:here be a new riddle...YYAARRRR:

How did the farmer count his cows?


He didn't have any cows, cause the Pirates took 'em? (Bad idea tho, they made a mess of the ship)
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lateral

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:05 am

Come on come on...think in a lateral way...even if you have to take stuff and lie down for a while...
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:35 am

With a "cowculator". Google the question.


Idiot. Give us a real riddle.
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Postby ke_mikiao » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:02 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:With a "cowculator". Google the question.


Idiot. Give us a real riddle.


thats neither a Logic, IQ, nor a Lateral Thinking Problems..........its a really bad pun


and puns are NOT funny........

they're barely punny -rimshot-

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Postby Max_Painful » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:53 am

By the time it took for 1 pirate to devour them all.

3 minutes - 312 cows.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:16 pm

Waiting for new riddle.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:32 am

Here's one for you. And remember to show your work.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Postby Grim Squeaker » Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:16 am

Rowan Redbeard wrote:Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


According to evolution dinos were laying eggs millenia before chickens even existed.
According to the holy scriptures our noodly master created both at the same time.
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Postby Rainswept » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:09 am

Pasta came first, and there are eggs in pasta, so egg.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:12 am

Not all pasta has egg. Try again.

There actually is a decent answer for this.

I'll give you a hint. The proper answer is actually 2 answers.
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