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Postby Zankou » Thu May 31, 2007 7:17 pm

Urinate.


We need the answer to the last one first though.
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Postby Chimaera » Thu May 31, 2007 7:29 pm

Zankou wrote:Urinate.

It's the other answer I'm looking for.

Zankou wrote:We need the answer to the last one first though.

No one round here seem to use their's either. Am I close?
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Postby Zankou » Thu May 31, 2007 8:11 pm

Chimaera wrote:
Zankou wrote:Urinate.

It's the other answer I'm looking for.

Zankou wrote:We need the answer to the last one first though.

No one round here seem to use their's either. Am I close?



I have no idea what any of that meant.


What could the other answer be, and what did that other comment mean?
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--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




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--Pirates of the Caribbean




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Postby RandomSam » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:21 am

Money?
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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:04 pm

RandomSam wrote:Money?



Nope.



The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?

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Postby ke_mikiao » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:59 pm

guilt?


shotgun?


rocket propelled gernade launcher?
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Postby Nero S. » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:19 pm

Last name.
I should get myself a signature

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Postby Nero S. » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:20 pm

(Oops double post)
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Postby RandomSam » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:48 pm

I thought of most of those, as well as Y-Chromosome
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Postby Chimaera » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:21 pm

Zankou wrote:
Chimaera wrote:
Zankou wrote:Urinate.

It's the other answer I'm looking for.

Zankou wrote:We need the answer to the last one first though.

No one round here seem to use their's either. Am I close?

I have no idea what any of that meant.

What could the other answer be, ...

The idea of this thread is that you get the answer, not that I tell you. However, I did tell you thet "urinate" is not the answer intended by my riddle. I had supposed it was obvious that I wasn't looking for the obvious answer.

Zankou wrote:... and what did that other comment mean?

Almost no-one round here (on these forums) uses their actual name (I'm not really called Chimaera). I think that also fits the original question. The Pope uses a special Papal name, your mother (typically) uses your father's name, nuns (AFAIK) do not use their real names, your lady friend uses her husband's name. Obviously, this could be wrong, but it fits.
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Postby Zankou » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:39 pm

Oooh..I think I get it.

What I meant was, you posted a riddle, but we needed confirmation on the last question's answer.

So, AFAIK, besides the obvious answer, your's is the most likely...


As for your riddle, I haven't a clue, I will dwell upon it....
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:33 pm

Nero S. wrote:Last name.


This is correct!

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:05 am

PirateGuy wrote:
Nero S. wrote:Last name.


This is correct!


I was thinking of something a bit ruder than that.

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Postby newyork-pastafarian » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:51 am

that was an interesting one

i was thinking credit card
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Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:23 pm

What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backwards?


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