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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:20 am

'broke down' is two words. No such word as 'brokedown'. Same with 'ball game'. And even if there was, your question wanted two eight-letter words. 'Brokedown' has 9, & 'playpen', 'walkway', & 'doorway' only have 7.

So here's the answer:

mark (postmark, markdown)
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Postby blackeyedbutch » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:12 am

MARK
Postmark - Markdown

PLAY
Fairplay - Playpen

WALK
Cakewalk - Walkway

BALL
Baseball - Ballgame

DOOR
Backdoor - Doorway

DOWN
Brokedown - Downtown

^ all the answers to mine
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Postby ke_mikiao » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:55 pm

i have 23 apples in my left hand and 42 apples in my right hand.

If 17 of the apples in my left hand are the same color of the majority of apples in my right hand and only 3 apples in my right hand contain worms....what do I have?
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Postby EarthRise » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:39 pm

Really big hands
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Postby Zankou » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:44 pm

Oh come on. I missed it by a few minutes.
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Postby EarthRise » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:05 pm

That means that I inherently kick ass, yo.
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Postby blackeyedbutch » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:02 am

doesn't really mean he has big hands he may have damn good stacking and balancing abilities
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Postby ke_mikiao » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:58 am

EarthRise wrote:Really big hands



or really small apples

:D
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Postby Zankou » Wed May 30, 2007 8:12 am

Anybody have a new one?
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Postby Cryofdragon » Wed May 30, 2007 12:03 pm

I'll try to find one when I get home in about 1.5 - 2 hrs.
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Postby PantyGnawer » Thu May 31, 2007 4:23 pm

The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?

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Postby Zankou » Thu May 31, 2007 6:28 pm

I'm tempted to go with teh obvious answer, but I'm not sure it's correct?


On a limb...A penis?


Probably wrong.
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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Thu May 31, 2007 6:30 pm

Zankou wrote:I'm tempted to go with teh obvious answer, but I'm not sure it's correct?


On a limb...A penis?


Probably wrong.


(the pope uses it to have a wee wee)
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Postby Zankou » Thu May 31, 2007 6:31 pm

True.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




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Postby Chimaera » Thu May 31, 2007 7:07 pm

In a similar vein, one that we possibly had here already:

What does a man do standing up that a woman does sitting down and a dog does standing on three legs?
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