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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:15 pm

I would like both please
(if that is not acceptable than an air conditioner)

a a peice of serran wrap
or
an electric sausage
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Postby Rainswept » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:52 pm

someone buy LPM a damn spell check.

I'll take Saran Wrap I guess.

food

or

a toilet ?
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:58 pm

food

A sobing person

or

an annoying person who won't stop talking
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:31 pm

A "sobing" person. They could keep more to themselves, and if not, I would kick them out of the phone booth as I am making a call.

A crackhead

OR

A Creationist?
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Postby farfalla » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:39 pm

a crackhead, I am sure they would make more sense and drool less

a very pregnant woman

or


a very pregnant cow

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Postby Rainswept » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:17 pm

woman.

Malcolm Reynolds

or

Han Solo ?
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Postby DeltaWhiskey » Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:01 pm

Solo. I would taunt him in Huttese.

Solo fol too ma kay chalia.

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Canadiens fan when they got their asses beat down tonight, and learned their place.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:11 pm

The second one. So much funnier.

JK Rowling

OR

JRR Tolkien (His dead body)?
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Postby Rainswept » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:45 am

Rowling. Her heroes are at least heroic. I still say Sam is the damn hero of LoTR. Frodo sucks.

Stephen King

or

Agatha Christie?
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:53 am

steven king I don't know the other and I don't like to gambel
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Postby Rainswept » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:00 am

How is it possible you don't know Agatha Christie? The only author in like the history of the world who's sold more books is Shakespeare. (not counting the bible.)

Wikipedia wrote:Christie has been called — by the Guinness Book of World Records, among others — the best-selling writer of books of all time, and the best-selling writer of any kind together with William Shakespeare. Only the Bible sold more with about 6 billion copies. An estimated four billion copies of her novels have been sold
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:06 am

you know what would kinda be funny
if the first bible was sold as a fictional story with morals I mean it has potential to be a pretty good sci fi with zomby jesus and all that anyways

outraged fundie after you suggested what I just said to them
or
zombie jesus
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Postby Taidje Khan » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:17 am

Zombie Jesus.

All I have to do to kill a zombie is remove the head or destroy the brain. And with Zombie Jesus I wouldn't have to worry about it coming back to life for what--three days? Destroying the brain of a Fundie would just piss it off.
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Postby Rainswept » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:38 am

Morgan Freeman

or

James Earl Jones ?
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Postby farfalla » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:25 am

once again you make it difficult (almost said "hard" but realized it would end up in the Quotes thread)

Morgan Freeman, I would like to hear his opinions and if I close my eyes I would rather picture his wise roles rather than Darth Vadar

Tolkien

or

C.S. Lewis

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