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Postby Duke » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:29 am

Kevin Smith. Funnier. Less room for me, though...

Joan Jett or Jewel?


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Postby Rainswept » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:15 am

Jewel. Joan's nearly 60 now, and I prefer women with a pulse.

(A young) Audrey Hepburn

or

(A young) Katherine Hepburn
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Postby ken worley » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:21 am

Image




mmmmmmm.....Jewel......




*drools*
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Postby Duke » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:56 pm

Rainswept wrote:Jewel. Joan's nearly 60 now, and I prefer women with a pulse.

(A young) Audrey Hepburn

or

(A young) Katherine Hepburn


Audrey, no doubt.

An angry bulldog or something rotting?


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby nonexistant » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:55 pm

something rotting... it wouldn't bite me... unless it was a zombie... ah whatever.

The Backstreet Boys or a billion fire ants?

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:17 pm

1,000,000,000 fire ants, for obvious reasons.


An puppy that could explode at any moment


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A bunny rabbit that eats human flesh
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:55 pm

A bunny rabbit that eats human flesh..at least i'd have the Pythons in the background to build a shrubbery over my well-gnawed carcass..

& one for us geezers..

Susie Quattro

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Susie Creamcheese
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Postby Etay » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:15 pm

Susie Creamcheese. :D

Bag of soap,
...or...
Bucket of knives?
O rly?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:31 pm

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Postby nonexistant » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:45 pm

Paintballing midget. I'd be laughing too hard to notice I was being hit.

A person who was about to spontaneously combust, or...

30 chainsaws coming out of the walls at random places in the elevator.

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Postby Rainswept » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:19 pm

I'll take the combuster, and hope it's a small fire.

10 rednecks

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10 hippies
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:37 pm

Aloha..10 hippies (all the rednecks are watching NASCAR)

Alexandra Paul ("Baywatch" for those who are TV-deprived..or depraved..)

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Paul Reubens
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Postby Rainswept » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:29 pm

After learning what Paul Rubens does in movie theatres, I'm not wanting to learn what he does in phone booths. Alexandra.

John Wayne

or

John Lennon
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Postby Duke » Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:30 pm

Wayne, he's less annoyingly idealistic.

Rodney Dangerfield or Steve Martin?


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Rainswept » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:20 am

Steve Martin no doubt.

Ted Nugent

or

Gary Busey
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