Make a perfect 1:8 scale replica of a western saddle.
Strap it on the back of your cat.
Stand outside your house, holding the reins, until someone asks the inevitable question,
"Surely, you don't think you can ride that animal, do you?",
at which point you squint up at the sun, spit some tobacco juice on the ground, and laconically reply,
"'Course not, pardner, he's way too high-spirited."
Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
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ken worley
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One great activity to do when your board is visit and post upon forums such as these. I recommend it. 
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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warninglight
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Duke
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Ten? Wow, I'm only really active on about three.
But it's a great way to relieve boredom.
Duke
But it's a great way to relieve boredom.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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biologygirl
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I don't believe in boredom anymore.
I mean, really, how can you possibly be bored if you've got Internet!?!
At least, that's what I tell myself.
But all my books are packed up for the move, next week, and I'm.... sooo..... bored!!
So thing to do when you're bored: think of three good reasons not to unpack the boxes you just spent the last three hours packing.
I mean, really, how can you possibly be bored if you've got Internet!?!
At least, that's what I tell myself.
But all my books are packed up for the move, next week, and I'm.... sooo..... bored!!
So thing to do when you're bored: think of three good reasons not to unpack the boxes you just spent the last three hours packing.
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Duke
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Boredom only exists when you're waiting for something. But I'm a speed waiter. I can wait an hour in ten minutes.
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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Duke
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Start stockpiling guns and ammo for said zombie invasion.
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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Cryofdragon
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Defeat your own purpose.
Write your name on people.
Point at random people and yell "MIND CRUSH!" or "FLAME"
Write your name in (dry) concrete.
Write your name on people.
Point at random people and yell "MIND CRUSH!" or "FLAME"
Write your name in (dry) concrete.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean
Zankou, Vice Fuhrer of The Grammar Nazis.
Click here!
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean
Zankou, Vice Fuhrer of The Grammar Nazis.
Click here!
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Duke
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Plan ways to take the presidency.
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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