Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
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- Taidje Khan
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You just crossed the line into seriously creepy, dude.
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Mark Chmura
It goes:
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Amusing
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Tolerable
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Awkward
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Slightly Creepy
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Seriously Creepy
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Mark Chmura
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Taidje Khan wrote:You just crossed the line into seriously creepy, dude.
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Amusing
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Tolerable
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Unfunny
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Awkward
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Slightly Creepy
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Seriously Creepy
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Mark Chmura
Ye hasint reeded everyfing I rightid yit . Oi creeped meseff owt yeers ago m8 .
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One of my favorite phoenix parking-lot pastimes.
I go up to bored, antsy, hot-and-miserable young children, trapped-in-waiting by their gossiping parents.
I point to distant pine trees, and say,
"Do you know what kind of trees those are?"
...and they say, "YEAH!! PINE trees!!",
and I say, "shhhhhhhhh....." (cause we don't want mommy to hear us.)
And then I say, "Well you should sneak over there and pick yourself a nice, juicy, cool, refreshing PINEAPPLE!"
It teaches kids two very valuable lessons.
1. The curious way that the clear desert air makes very distant objects appear close-by.
2.Not to trust strange people in carparks.
Then I like to go over to rainswept's apt., and poke blind people in the eyes with pointy sticks.
As he says, "Let them perform a useful function in society, as entertainment, if nothing else....And besides, they're already blind....It's not like their eyes can get any more damaged."

One of my favorite phoenix parking-lot pastimes.
I go up to bored, antsy, hot-and-miserable young children, trapped-in-waiting by their gossiping parents.
I point to distant pine trees, and say,
"Do you know what kind of trees those are?"
...and they say, "YEAH!! PINE trees!!",
and I say, "shhhhhhhhh....." (cause we don't want mommy to hear us.)
And then I say, "Well you should sneak over there and pick yourself a nice, juicy, cool, refreshing PINEAPPLE!"
It teaches kids two very valuable lessons.
1. The curious way that the clear desert air makes very distant objects appear close-by.
2.Not to trust strange people in carparks.
Then I like to go over to rainswept's apt., and poke blind people in the eyes with pointy sticks.
As he says, "Let them perform a useful function in society, as entertainment, if nothing else....And besides, they're already blind....It's not like their eyes can get any more damaged."


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I walk past random strangers and give them advice on being a nicer person.
Unfortunately, I only have three lessons of advice.
1. Brush your teeth twice a day.
2. Be kind to your elders.
3. Eat your green vegetables.
4. Stay away from strangers who come up to you in parking lots and tell you to pick pineapples from pine trees.
Okay, I made the last one up. But eventually, I get bored of telling the same lessons, so I combine them, with amusing outcomes.
1. Be kind to your green vegetables.
2. Brush your elders until they turn green.
3. Eat your elders.
4. Be kind to your teeth.
5. Stay away from elderly people who come up to you in parking lots and tell you to brush your teeth with green vegetables.
It has its moments, being an advisor.
Unfortunately, I only have three lessons of advice.
1. Brush your teeth twice a day.
2. Be kind to your elders.
3. Eat your green vegetables.
4. Stay away from strangers who come up to you in parking lots and tell you to pick pineapples from pine trees.
Okay, I made the last one up. But eventually, I get bored of telling the same lessons, so I combine them, with amusing outcomes.
1. Be kind to your green vegetables.
2. Brush your elders until they turn green.
3. Eat your elders.
4. Be kind to your teeth.
5. Stay away from elderly people who come up to you in parking lots and tell you to brush your teeth with green vegetables.
It has its moments, being an advisor.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
Play rock paper sci with your self tsay that your left hand cheated
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
Creating the meanest practical jokes ever
a shining examplewould be my classic burning pipe chrashing throu window in the middle of the night
a shining examplewould be my classic burning pipe chrashing throu window in the middle of the night
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"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Seriously plot world domination.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
panit strips on water
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
translate Dr. M
he meant "paint stripes on water"
he meant "paint stripes on water"
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
Here's a fun thing that will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy.
Go downtown (preferably to an artsy part of downtown) and meander around.
Be friendly, courteous, and kind to everyone. Genuinely.
Smile at people, notice when someone is coming toward you and make sure to give them ample room to pass, make sure you tell the shopkeepers to have a good day (again, be genuine). If you notive a hazard, a spill, a fallen product, either fix it, or gently let an employee know..."I just thought you might want to know that your walking stick display almost fell over when I opened the door. I don't want anything to happen to them."
You will be amazed. You will contribute both to your own happiness and to that of others.
Go downtown (preferably to an artsy part of downtown) and meander around.
Be friendly, courteous, and kind to everyone. Genuinely.
Smile at people, notice when someone is coming toward you and make sure to give them ample room to pass, make sure you tell the shopkeepers to have a good day (again, be genuine). If you notive a hazard, a spill, a fallen product, either fix it, or gently let an employee know..."I just thought you might want to know that your walking stick display almost fell over when I opened the door. I don't want anything to happen to them."
You will be amazed. You will contribute both to your own happiness and to that of others.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
Go door to door selling firewood in alantis
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