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Despite ^s efforts to modify a matchbox car into an exact replica of the Pope-mobile, the cricket Pope was still assasinated.
"Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies ... I find it offensive." - Bender
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
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SpaghettiSawUs
- Gnocchetti Galley Slave
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Duke
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^ Plays cricket with himself...
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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Warlord of Elephants
- Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
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^ Covers himself with glitter and hugs people in elevators while claiming to be Tinkerbell
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
^Woke up without cash, passport, or I.D. in Bangalore India after a three day drunken bender (Started drinking in Wichita Kansas three days prior, go figure?). In his desperate search for a drink, he ended up hocking his tusks at a local Bangalore pawn shop.
In a strange twist of fate, two years later he purchased a lovely broach depicting Susan B. Anthony in ivory, for his mother, without realizing that it was crafted from the ivory from his own tusks!
In a strange twist of fate, two years later he purchased a lovely broach depicting Susan B. Anthony in ivory, for his mother, without realizing that it was crafted from the ivory from his own tusks!
"Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies ... I find it offensive." - Bender
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
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Duke
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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^ thinks he is former President Alexander Hamilton.
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
^Thinks he is a Ninja! Hey there ninja, gotta problem? We can meet at sunrise and Duel over it if you wish. I'm due for the win biatch!
mumble..mumble mutha (P*^&)&^&^% Burr,.... mumble.... Son of a $%^*&^&........ mumble.
mumble..mumble mutha (P*^&)&^&^% Burr,.... mumble.... Son of a $%^*&^&........ mumble.
"Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies ... I find it offensive." - Bender
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
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ken worley
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Warlord of Elephants
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Duke
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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^ Played Jar Jar Binx.
Duke
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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Warlord of Elephants
- Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
- Posts: 4079
- Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am
- Location: Austin Texas
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