Lies!

[Ravi Oli]

^ prefers her coneyak shaken, not stirred.

How to drink coneyak

[Pete Byrdie]

^ every Tuesday, uses his ten-gallon hat as a coracle in which to cross the Colorado River.

[Ravi Oli]

^ thinks the Grand Canyon isn't really that grand but might make a nice swimming hole if they dammed it.

[Pete Byrdie]

^ would know better than I, being a frequent braver of the rapids of the Colorado.

[Ravi Oli]

^ has never been up Sh!t Creek in a barbed-wire canoe without a paddle before.

[pieces o'nine]

^ You have a crocodile's legs! I'll wager those legs have never been... never mind.

[Ravi Oli]

^ used to do a good Steve Irwin impersonation... "Crikey! Look at this lil' beauty!" until the plastic dinosaur she used as a prop turned and bit her.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Knows full well the plastic reptile on my car's dash is a CHAMELEON, not a dinosaur. Geez.

[Ravi Oli]

I don't really want to hurt him ^. I don't really want to make him cry.

[Ravi Oli]

Yes he's ^ going to be a pop star.
Yes he's going to be a pop star, now.
Yes he's going to be a pop star.
Oh mama, mama see him, mama, mama see him
he's a pop star.

....and fyi I'm a Banana-bender [Queenslander]

[pieces o'nine]

^ reached for tomorrow
But tomorrow's more of the same
So ^ reached for tomorrow
But tomorrow never came

When you see the price ^ paid
I'm sure you'll come and join the masquerade

[Ravi Oli]

They sentenced ^ to twenty years of boredom
For trying to change the system from within
She's coming now, she's coming to reward them
First she takes Manhattan, then she'll take Berlin

[pieces o'nine]

Roy came home with a list of names
he didn't believe in transcendence
It's time for a few small repairs he said
Roy came home with a vengeance

[Ham Nox]

^ is secretly secretly the reincarnation of Salazar Slytherin AND Godric Gryffindor AND Naruto.

Also, this sentence is false.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Knows full well that I am the reincarnation of Cle O'Patra. Geez.
Also, ^ has a keen grasp of Logic.