Lies!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ realizes that he is a her.

[Rev. Daniel Scott]

^ Accepts my apology for bacon.

Side Note: He/his/him is actually gender neutral in the case of unknown. And being that I don't have enough care in me to figure out what sex everybody is or what gender they identify as, I'll probably always use he/his/him until such a time that I just know by heart.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^Actually apologized to the person who should be apologized to.

[Rev. Daniel Scott]

^ Realizes that I knew I wasn't apologizing bacon, whom I used "his" (GENDER NEUTRAL) in reference to.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ realizes that ^ could have simply used the "^" symbol in place of his/hers/its in this thread.

As in "^ realizes that ^'s last post was actually excruciatingly true"

[Rev. Daniel Scott]

^ Cares deeply about gender neutral pronoun usage

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ lied.

[bacon]

^ transgendered

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ isn't tasty with syrup.

[bacon]

^ realizes I prefer honey

[Rev. Daniel Scott]

^ Doesn't actually prefer honey

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ wants to be my honey.

[bacon]

^ wants to be a chocolate bun bun

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ likes chocolate between her bun buns.

[Rev. Daniel Scott]

^ Isn't being sexual.