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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:31 pm

^ Denies taking a bath: why, is there one missing? No one saw him take it, did they?
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:14 am

^employs the Marx and Spencer brothers to do his catering
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Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:45 am

^ was the inspiration for Some Mothers do 'Ave 'Em's Frank Spencer.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:55 am

^ was once an Abercrombie & Fitch "Factory Seconds Catalog" model
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:24 am

^'s Model T Ford still has that "new car smell" of the day she bought it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:27 pm

^ often gets to sleep on his sofa.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:56 pm

Luxury.

^ Used to DREAM of sleepin' on a sofa!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:43 am

^ dreams of Jeanie with the light brown hair.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:42 pm

^ Received a low bid from Bob the Builder.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:55 pm

Can ^ fix it? No she can't.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:43 pm

^ dated Dorothy the Dinosaur but she dumped him for Captain Feathersword.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:44 am

^ plagiarized Devo's outfits from Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:44 am

^ Is a Weed fan, but quite fancies Ben.

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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:05 am

^had an affair with Gentle Ben
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:45 am

^remembers 'Gentle Giant' (I do :cry: )
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