Lies!

[black bart]

^was delivered by a Stork called Brian

[Ravi Oli]

^ wasn't part of the whistle chorus in Life of Brian...

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

[black bart]

^was not distracted by the other video on that page "Maintain Eye Contact, Mission Impossible" which features a magnificent cleavage and guys trying not to look whilst in conversation.

[DavidH]

I wonder what they were talking about... no, actually I don't give a damn, I was watching the cleavage.

[black bart]

^Remembered to lie

[DavidH]

^ Has replayed that 18 times since breakfast.

[Ravi Oli]

^ can't sign 'knorks' in at least 45 different languages.

[gronank]

^Thinks the greatest scientist in the world is named Al and has co-authored almost every paper ever.

[Ravi Oli]

^ has collected all the works of Al's brother Anon and is the founding member of the Al Anon Fan Club.

[Ravi Oli]

^ has never read the same book twice.

[pieces o'nine]

^ reads

[Ravi Oli]

^ never learned how to read but swears fluently in 10 different languages.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Uses only Bob Jones University-approved swear words.

[Ravi Oli]

^ still swears she didn't throw knickers on the stage at a Tom Jones concert.

[pieces o'nine]

It's not unusual that ^ has nothing . . better than that for a lie.