^Likes it when...
Wait a sec...Thats the truth WOE! I laugh like a giddy school girl when I find gummy worms! You lost!
Lies!
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^Has been the subject of way too many of WOE's MRE jokes.
Though I do just love those tiny little bottles of Tobasco
Though I do just love those tiny little bottles of Tobasco
"Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies ... I find it offensive." - Bender
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
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It was a lie! I love WOE's MRE jokes, keep em coming! They would actually be funny if it weren't for the fact that you are eating Haliburton fried chicken @ the cost of $60 a plate. I can go get an MRE at the local army-navy for $6.99.
Oh yeah...
^uhhh......... doesn't need to give that avatar a shave.
Oh yeah...
^uhhh......... doesn't need to give that avatar a shave.
"Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies ... I find it offensive." - Bender
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
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^ Owns 58 cats.
Duke
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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^ knows ALL the lines from ALL six Star Wars movies
It was only two or three MRE jokes.... besides MRE are funny.... except when it is all you eat for five days..... then not so funny
It was only two or three MRE jokes.... besides MRE are funny.... except when it is all you eat for five days..... then not so funny
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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^Looks like Gollum.
Duke
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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^Steals katsup packages from fast food places and rolls around on them in bed whispering "Mine! All mine"!
Don't know the all the lines to the movies; but my Gollum imitation gets a lot of requests...
Don't know the all the lines to the movies; but my Gollum imitation gets a lot of requests...
EarthRise33 wrote:^ knows all the lines from the LOTR trilogy... and can imitate Gollum faultlessly.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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