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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:26 am

^ appears in mirrors, but not on photographic plates
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:27 am

^can find her measuring sticks
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:31 am

^ legal career is a cover for sticking it to the man
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:09 am

^ Career is a transference of desire to decorate subway walls.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:47 am

^Knows the sign said "the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls"
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:31 pm

^ doesn't like to quote songs.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:37 pm

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Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:18 pm

^ prefers his Justice affecting Venetian blinds.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:20 am

^has heard Italian lawyers rob Venetians blind.
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Re: Lies!

Postby farfalla » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:08 am

^ rumors of his prowess - musical and otherwise - are bassless
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Re: Lies!

Postby Edd » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:35 am

^ spreads rumors (and puns) generously and without mercy.
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Re: Lies!

Postby farfalla » Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:38 pm

^ knows that the quality of mercy is not stained when a pun is involved
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther » Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:26 pm

^ Was droppethed as the gentle rain from Heaven onto the FSM site below.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:34 pm

^ was never dropped on his head as an enfant terrible.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:40 pm

^ Has a habit of dropping babies on their head

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