Lies!

[Elvalia]

^is stubborn like mustard stains.

[Uther]

^Floats like a brick doesn't

[black bart]

^never bricks it

[black bart]

^ draws charicatures of dogs using one of those little pens he steals from the bookies.

Only a Scotsman would think of that.

[Elvalia]

^Is a Scotsman.

[Scott the Pirate]

^ will be in Duluth next weekend for an adult film convention.

[Uther]

^ Will be attending the Duluth Adult Film Convention again.. this year as Star at the Opening of "Tossing Ma' Caber"

[Scott the Pirate]

^ is forming a Pastafarian Fundamentalist terrorism cell.

Sounds like a scary bunch.... "These are the literal words of the FSM!! Convert or we'll, uh, NOT force you to! We will, um, NOT subjegate or oppress you!"

[Uther]

^ Has perfected the formula for an an explosive device comprising airline pasta meal combined with a really hot cup of tea.

[Ham Nox]

^ Oh no, he's found us out! ABORT ABORT!!

[Uther]

^ Has a "plan B" involving coating balls with a tomato based "sauce"

[Pythonist]

^Is deliberately spreading misinfomation for me and Ham's destructive pastimes

[Uther]

^ Is an undercover agent working for "ANTIPASTA"

[Ham Nox]

^ Is a fry cook pretending to be a cop.

[Uther]

^ Is a cop pretending to be a harmless cookie cook.