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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:04 pm

^ never wears trousers on saturday nights; or pants.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:45 pm

^ pants when he buys new pants.

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Re: Lies!

Postby S'presso » Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:48 pm

^ Used Stephen Hawking's wheel chair as back-up vocals once

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Re: Lies!

Postby Edd » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:23 pm

^ Did the backup vocals the rest of the time.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:40 pm

^ owns an unusually large amount of womens clothing...

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Re: Lies!

Postby Edd » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:45 pm

^ displays an unusual amount of interest in my closet.

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:02 am

^came out of Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari

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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:46 am

^ owns closets full of corsets.

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:41 am

Roy Hunter wrote:^ thinks a cabinet minister is a politician that hasn't come out of the closet yet (and embezzles £40,000 of parliamentary expenses to make sure they stay in the closet).


^^should write for the Telegraph.

^wears a corset

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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:21 am

^ Gets through public speaking engagements by wearing womens panties. ^ says they help him relax...

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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:25 am

^saves a bit of cash by buying used underpants.

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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:26 am

Roy Hunter wrote:^ bought a jockstrap on eBay that was alleged to have belonged to Sarah Palin.

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Don't do that to me Roy!

now someone can run off to QOC

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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:30 am

^ told a lie.

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:07 am

^is giving up sex for Lent

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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:41 am

^ has given up on sex. Big Bertha saw to that...


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