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Re: Lies!

Postby Elvalia » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:11 pm

^Can't find a thought that doesn't involve me.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:18 pm

^ snuck away from the CUT-C in Tronna to go clubbing with Zank in Windsor..
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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:51 pm

^works in that club in Windsor.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:35 am

^is lead biker in the Windsor Chapter of the Hells Angels
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:31 am

^has got a triumph bonneville's exhaust shoved up his muffler
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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:08 pm

*....must. resist. muff. comment....

^rides in the nude. Has splattered bugs in the worst possible areas....
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:20 pm

^goes hiking in the nude. Has picky burrs in the worst possible places.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:34 pm

Has an imaginary friend named "knuckles".
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:38 pm

Close.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:50 pm

^Left a dead raccoon on my doorstep with a note that reads "Unlike this raccoon, my love for you will never die."
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:53 pm

^plans on cooking the raccoon for dinner and will sleep with the note under his pillow.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:03 pm

^loves a good batch of "squirril surprise"
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Lies!

Postby Pirate Terramort » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:04 pm

^ donated his left pinky finger to the "squirrel surprise."
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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:33 pm

^enjoys a good game of "hide the pinky finger".
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:38 pm

^wishes someone would let him play "hide the pinky"
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