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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:18 pm

^has been lost in a black hole eating soup.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:28 pm

^stalks me.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Pirate Terramort » Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:04 pm

^ wishes he could stalk me. (Yeah! Emo kid refuge! Where do I sign up?)
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:43 pm

^doesn't own an actual stringed instrument, just has a stick with some yarn tied onto it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby farfalla » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:00 pm

^ has a 6 foot poster of Tom Cruise in his underwear on the inside of her bathroom door
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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:25 pm

^once saw Tom cruise by in his underwear
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:32 am

^once got locked in a closet with Tom Cruise (with thanks to South Park)
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:54 am

^wishes he had Tom Cruise's hair.
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Re: Lies!

Postby ken worley » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:09 am

^Does, wishes it could legally be shown in public.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:22 am

^has never listened to or read the lyrics of Edie Brickell & New Bohemians
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:22 am

^likes to smear strawberry jam all over his naked body and play hop scotch.
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Re: Lies!

Postby ken worley » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:26 am

^ Stuck around long enough to see that ^^'s fetish is being the sticky-sweet hopscotch board, with all the 'sexy' bare child-feets squooshing around on his jam-my, yet otherwise nude body.
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:46 am

^likes to pretend Barbie is his GF.
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:47 pm

^likes to dance naked in the office when everyone is gone to "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:00 pm

^doesn't know that I do.
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