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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:14 am

^carries on up the Khyber.
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Re: Lies!

Postby farfalla » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:30 am

^ his mum toilet trained him by locking him in the WC for hours at a time which explains, well, you know what it explains
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:37 am

Roy Hunter wrote:^Secret lovechild of Sid James and Beryl Reid.


That's a nightmarish image...it reminds me a of a very old thread which used photos to compare dreadful couplings...quite a few involved Anne Widdicombe I seem to remember!)

^still isn't toilet trained.
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Re: Lies!

Postby farfalla » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:01 am

^ when no one is around likes to dress up as Shirley Temple and sing "The Good Ship Lollipop"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_RZTusUzM8
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:10 am

Roy Hunter wrote:^First record he bought was "You're The One That I Want" by Hilda Baker and Arthur Mullard.


Bloooody Helll!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's what Comic Relief should be like!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:42 am

^ secretly dreams himself ruler of the entire galaxy - Just so he can give it to to his pet hamster.
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:15 am

^ is ^^ pet hamster.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:17 am

^ is MY pet hamster.
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:19 am

^forgets to feed me and I die.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:20 am

^ resurrects as a zombie hamster and infects all of her closes friends and family.
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:23 am

^ignores the edit feature.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:38 am

^ doesn't realize there is an edit feature.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:43 am

^ attempts to write on the computer... with a pencil, and then wonders why nothing shows up.
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Re: Lies!

Postby alienzombietypeit » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:52 am

^doesn't realize that he noticed that there was an edit failure.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:54 am

^ totally gets how this game works... *rolls eyes*
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If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.

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