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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:29 pm

(who told!)
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Re: Lies!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:03 pm

^buys used panties at yard sales.
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Re: Lies!

Postby farfalla » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:51 pm

^ is nicknamed "magic fingers" (not because of the avatar)
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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:36 pm

^wants to experience my magic fingers
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Lies!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:28 am

^is sending them to ^^ in a suspiciously damp package
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:01 am

^is the reason the package is damp.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Lies!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:06 am

^puts remaining "magic" fingers in his nose
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:14 am

^licks them clean
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Lies!

Postby Sentinel » Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:55 am

^has a collection of stuffed animal penises.

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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:00 am

^has stuffed his collection of animal penises...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Lies!

Postby Sentinel » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:10 am

^had an imaginary friend whom he called adore heatler the fashist.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Pirate Terramort » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:53 am

^ has an imaginary friend straight from the stripper factory...
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:13 pm

^ has no back.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Pirate Terramort » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:13 pm

^ has two backs.
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If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.

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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:14 pm

^imagines he's in the stripper factory every night.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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