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Cryofdragon
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Postby Cryofdragon » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:09 pm

^is
Still Alive.

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black bart
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sowing

Postby black bart » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:07 pm

^is sowing underwear together to escape from prison
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:15 pm

^ Thinks that if you plant enough panties, you can grow a gigantic elastic waistband.
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farfalla
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Postby farfalla » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:49 pm

^ has an entire crop of jockeys he harvests while they are still small enough to ride in the Kentucky derby

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black bart
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Prince

Postby black bart » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:31 am

^is followed everywhere by the artist formerly known as Prince
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farfalla
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Postby farfalla » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:53 am

^ draws and quarters any who get within striking distance of his aft arse

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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:37 pm

^ Telecommutes, also with a crackle and flash.(result of dangerous and unlicensed electrician)



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farfalla
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Postby farfalla » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:13 am

^ flogs dangerously with live (more crackling) cables

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black bart
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flog

Postby black bart » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:31 am

^needs a good flogging
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:32 am

^ just flogged his hook for the price of a beer.
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Santa

Postby black bart » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:53 pm

^is terrified of me Pirate Santa
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farfalla
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Postby farfalla » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:56 pm

^ isn't telling why his santa has that expression on his face while looking at BB's backside

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:53 am

^ desperately wants to look at BB's backside.
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Jean Bart
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Postby Jean Bart » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:11 am

^ desperately wants the world to know he once saw BB's backside.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:35 am

^desperately want's the world to know that he once saw his cats inside
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