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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:20 am

^ thinks Tempur-Pedic mattresses are stuffed with hot feet.
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Postby ken worley » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:11 pm

^ Thinks "eyelash" is an injury you get from witnessing a car accident.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:30 pm

^ thinks "whiplash" is an injury you get when you don't do as your leather-wearing significant other asks.
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Postby ken worley » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:32 pm

^ Thinks "valve lash" is an injury you suffer from turning on your kitchen-sink's faucet too quickly.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:34 pm

^ doesn't lash himself with a wet noodle as he prays to the FSM every morning.
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Postby ken worley » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:36 pm

^ Once placed his "manhood" into a date's hand in a darkened movie theater, to which said date replied,
"No thank you, I don't smoke."
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:37 pm

^ had his left side torn off by a train. (Don't worry. He's all right.)
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Postby childof1stcousins » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:32 am

^ had his manhood torn off by a trashtruck
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:40 am

^was driving the trash truck
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Postby ken worley » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:41 am

^ Was the load.
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Postby Jean Bart » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:26 am

^ got fired because of his loading an ashtruck with delicious spaghetti, without sauce !
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:42 am

^invented the ashtruck
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:43 am

^ invented Global Warming.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:01 am

^was my invention
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Postby Darth Zombie » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:12 am

^ invented the unibrow
Some 5 or 6 or 7 billion years from now, the Sun will become a red giant star and will engulf the orbits of Mercury and Venus and probably the Earth. The Earth then would be inside the Sun, and some of the problems that face us on this particular day will appear, by comparison, modest.On the other hand, since it is 5,000 or more million years away, it is not our most pressing problem. It is, though, worth bearing in mind. It has theological implications. - Carl Sagan, Master of Understatement


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