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Postby kirayon » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:14 pm

^loves used pasta.
HAHA.....words.

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Postby Duke » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:23 pm

^Owns the largest used pasta collection in the Northern Hemisphere, surpassed only by the collection of ^^.


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Postby kirayon » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:30 pm

^ always tries to get his hands on my lucky pasta collection.
HAHA.....words.

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Postby Duke » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:54 pm

^Spends a majority of his time perfecting his diabolical laugh... Just in case.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby kirayon » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:58 pm

^ was the one child I left alive in the village I razed 30 years ago. He was adopted by a pack of wolves and taught kung fu by an acrobatic alligator and has vowed to seek revenge for his family. I have attempted to stop him with my lesser minions but all this did was give him some exp, so now I will try sending some slightly stronger minions at him in hopes of defeating him and stopping him from making it to my evil layer in this evil mountain where I am doing something big and evil TO RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA.....words.

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Postby Duke » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:00 pm

You forgot to tell them how you personally killed my family in front of my eyes, you lying fiend!

^Has done every "100 Things A Supervillian Should Never Do" (or something).


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby kirayon » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:09 pm

Couldn't pull the mystical sword from the stone so settled for a pointy stick.
HAHA.....words.

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Postby black bart » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:14 pm

^failed in his attempt to become 'Arthur King of the Britons'...instead, armed with only a pointy stick he journeyed ever eastward til he found the Samarai Warriors of Japan who took him as their leader...he tought them the martial art of 'Pokey Eyebally' and soon they amassed an empire of rice fields and water margins. Kirayon the wise lived to the ripe old age of 120 and left 400 children who all shunned the evil of 'Pokey Eyebally' and went on to become fairly average table tennis players.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:59 pm

Duke wrote:^Spends a majority of his time perfecting his diabolical laugh... Just in case.


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That's me...

^does stuff, to things, with other things, and a thing.

In a place.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:48 am

^ is 1 of the things that get done..eek..
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Postby black bart » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:57 am

^is not one of the things that get done...er, hang on, cabin boy? Can't promise anything on a long voyage matey!!
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Postby blackeyedbutch » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:57 am

^ even Cthulu doesn't want to eat him
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Postby Rainswept » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:12 am

^'s favorite song is "The Sweater Song" by Weezer.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:39 am

^^is actually dead.
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Postby Baggy » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:17 pm

^ Ends all his stories with Bruce Willis turning out to be a ghost.
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