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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:33 pm

^ Performs abominations unto themself to Lionel Richie songs.
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Postby kirayon » Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:34 pm

^owns every Lionel toy in existence and polishes each of them daily.
HAHA.....words.

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Postby Duke » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:33 pm

^Believes that interpretive dance is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's greatest gift to mankind.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby kirayon » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:16 am

^ converses with the FSM nightly and consults him for fashion advice.
HAHA.....words.

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Postby Duke » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:10 am

^Plays, rewinds and remixes techno songs in order to divine actual meaning.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:29 am

^ spins Gospel of the FSM CDs backwards for hidden messages from MSF..
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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kirayon
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Postby kirayon » Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:05 am

^knows all the secret messages.
HAHA.....words.

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Amarillo

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:24 am

^has always heard voices in his/her head telling him/her the way to Amarillo.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:08 am

^ Has always had an armadillo in his head telling him what songs to listen to.
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Postby black bart » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:47 am

(you could have a point there!)

^was always called Worley, Gnorley, really quite Portley, at school...

(Oh my god...what rhymes with bart?)
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Baggy » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:54 am

Not only is ^'s avatar is an actual picture of them but it's also actual size.
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Postby Rainswept » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:15 am

^ got his name because his clothing is comprised mainly of paper shopping bags.
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Duke
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Postby Duke » Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:15 pm

^Got his name because he lives in a gutter.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby kirayon » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:10 pm

aww man duke beat me to it.

^ visits said gutter and donates pasta.
HAHA.....words.

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Postby boghog » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:12 pm

^ visits said gutter and donates (ahem) used pasta.
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