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Postby EarthRise » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:47 am

^ has a night job of keeping people awake, for pay
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:50 am

^ Is a popular hit man for his skill of killing people with his voice.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:56 am

^Keeps turning down 'hit contracts' because he is waiting for the 'perfect kill' to come along. Upset because unemployment benefits didn't get extended
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:34 am

^ dreams to be the target of a hit.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby BreaktheSP3LL » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:38 am

^ jacks off while doing the hit
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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:43 am

^Thinks he is Master Chief.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby EarthRise » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:50 am

^ Thinks he is Princess Peach
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:51 am

^IS Princess Peach
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Postby ken worley » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:55 am

^ Spends endless hours roaming the grocery store aisles in search of a long-enough food item to fulfill a childhood dream of eating and pooping simultaneously.
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Postby EarthRise » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:56 am

^ learned how to balance a styrofoam ball on a stream of urine
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby ken worley » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:05 am

^ Served "stuffed mushrooms", full of cotton batting, to guests at a dinner party.
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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:20 am

^Only eats Cream of Shrimp Soup.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:21 am

^Microwaves his ice cream: likes 'cream of ice cream' for dessert
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby deadgenome » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:25 am

thinks that frozen chicken drumsticks are a form of iced-lolly...
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:35 am

^Once detained by the police for throwing frozen chicken parts at people while sceaming "I am the Duke of Poultry"


deadgenome wrote:thinks that frozen chicken drumsticks are a form of iced-lolly...



Well kinda http://www.nestle-icecream.com/Pages/drumstick.asp
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."


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