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Postby Duke » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:24 pm

^when you pull his finger, he pukes on you.


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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:52 pm

^Pulls his own finger. Is surprised by the results...every time.
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Postby EarthRise » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:00 am

^ installed a mechanical finger for the exclusive purpose of asking people to "pull his finger"
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:12 am

^Likes the electric shock obtained when pulling my mechanical finger
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby EarthRise » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:14 am

^ wonders why people don't pull his mechanical finger anymore. (Except me.)
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby ken worley » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:34 am

^Is the Chupacabra!
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:59 am

^Wish he were a goat since Earthrise is the Chupacabra.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby necronos » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:09 pm

As a tattoo of a clown riding a goat on his ass
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Postby ke_mikiao » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:13 pm

^was the clown that modeled for that tattoo
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:15 pm

^Was the goat the modeled for the ass
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby hplrules » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:50 pm

^Used to go out every Saturday night searching for lovers, but now saves time by hiding in his dark apartment in defeat and licks velvet strips that he shoplifted from a fabric store.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:54 pm

^never even tried looking; married a Naugahyde sample from the former Soviet Union.
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I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby necronos » Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:29 pm

^ eats 12 boxes of milk duds for breakfast
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Postby EarthRise » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:57 pm

^ eats milk duds with a fork
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Duke » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:23 pm

^Eats smoothies with a fork.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen


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