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Postby boghog » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:45 pm

Eat and drink too, though.

Guy enters a bar
And says to the bartender
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

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Postby Alpaca » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:49 pm

Why the hoarse horse?

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:04 pm

pun police, will come.


nineteen eighty four
no one will ever be safe
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby NeferKa » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:46 pm

Because I was born!




My life is saucy
Bringing noodles to a boil

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Postby Alpaca » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:52 pm

Then leaving on stove.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:11 pm

damn commie hackers.

offensive posters
the trolls are running rampant.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Alpaca » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:24 pm

Banninate, Trogdor!

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Postby The Meromorph » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:18 pm

Master will enjoy



Breathe in and breathe out.
if you do not remember,
Laughing in the rain.
Dancing in the desert sand,
Somersaults through life.

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Postby Alpaca » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:08 am

Asphyxiation.

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:48 am

*Hey...paca...second line needs two more syllables.*

Lighting of candles.

Dance like a monkey
Revel in your ape descent
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby NeferKa » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:03 pm

What is Bush holding?





I have lost my mind
There is a void in my head

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:58 pm

Echoes when I talk.

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Favored emoticons
Crabbies marching endlessly
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




:worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm:



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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:08 pm

Good drugs can do that.

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Space invaders marching
Falling faster all the time
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




:worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm:



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Postby The Meromorph » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:10 pm

Comes Blue Screen of Death.


Long run of Last Post
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:12 pm

OZ_Nick not fool us.

smell the burning flesh.
lava and magma flow much
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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