Qwertyuiopasd wrote:"hello? sorry about the shooting you. that was my counselor. for a mediator, she sure does like to attack people...
"But Captain I did not shoot at any people. It was just some strange thingy out in space, that was affecting the flight of the shuttle. If you prefer to have our ships crash land on an unknown planet, feel free, but let me have my escape pod first...
(Quietly to herself) "Hmmmn, Lt. One seems to have found a solution for the weaker humanoids..."
(Aquazoo goes to the replicator and makes several dozen of the aluminum foil deflector helmets.)
"Ensign Nine, see that these are distributed to the crew. And don't eat any brains. Meanwhile I'll try beaming some onto the shuttle crew..."
(Aquazoo loads some of the helmets into the transporter, aims very carefully, and beams them.) "I aimed for their heads, wonder what body part I'll get?"
"Captain, I urge you to wear this helmet. While I'm in favor of shore leave, I prefer the crew keep their thoughts intact and be ready to go in case of emergency. Remember that 'Next Generation' episode about the game? This could be very treacherous!"