The "X-ing the Y" Game

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

We've all seen it. That business that wants to do something to something, one something at a time. Well, this is your chance to see if you've got what it takes to create an unoriginal tagline.

The formula goes: X-ing the Y, one Z at a time!



For example, a company that makes eyeglasses might have the tagline:
"Helping the world see better, one pair of eyes at a time."

Some modification to the formula is allowable. There is a local business in the home décor field that uses:
"Making friends, one room at a time."






RULES:

1: Start your posts by making an "X-ing the Y" for the someone-or-something that the previous person posts.

2: End your post with a someone-or-something for the next person to start with.

3: Post as many other "X-ing the Ys" as you want in between 1 and 2.



To start:
James Bond

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Ooh! Ooh! Can I play?

James Bond: Sleeping with every sexy woman in the world, one action movie at a time!




Next up: The US Government

[PKMKII]

US Government: Kicking the can down the road, one issue that if they actually made the sensible solution, would alienate huge swaths of voters, at a time.

NEXT! Puerto Ricans.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Puerto Ricans: Getting some 'splaining from the wife, one comedic redhead at a time.


Next up: Fedoras

[Rainswept]

Building my dream home, one Lego at a time!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Fedoras: Making you get confused for a cowboy, one person who doesn't understand the difference between a fedora and a stetson at a time.



Next Up: Vaccines.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Lego: Helping you know where your feet are in the darkness, one excruciatingly painful step at a time.



Next up: Oboists

[Edd]

Oboists: Making clarinetists feel better about themselves one solo at a time.

Next: Necromancers

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Necromancers: kissing alla gurls onna nek wun atta tyme in da vane hoep dat mebbee sum off dem b happy bowt maekin supper , rrrrrr .

Nex: pyrates

[ItchyPirate]

Pirates: Making kids happy one candy at a time.

Next: Balloons

[MourningStar]

Balloons: Helping drug mules hide their product, one rectum at a time.



Next: Hitch hikers

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Hitch hikers: returning nutrients to the soil, one shallow roadside grave at a time.

Uncca Woy keyping us awl in suss spencers .

And da nexx wun is: puppee doggies .

Fankye ye wellcum

[DavidH]

Cutting back on the ingredients for Korean food, one puppy at a time.

Next: poems by Rabbie Burrrrns.

[Edd]

Haggis: Solving world hunger one appetite at a time.

Next up: Global warming

[Monobaz]

Global warming: towards certain mass extinction, burning 23 000 000 short tons of coal per day.

next: monotheistic religions