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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:22 am

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms
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Postby Tickle » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:37 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste
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Postby ke_mikiao » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:33 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really
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Postby Tickle » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:34 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:26 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during
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Postby Tickle » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:58 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter
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Postby Griffin » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:12 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:16 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering

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Postby Tickle » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:17 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several
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Postby ke_mikiao » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:18 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours
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Postby Tickle » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:20 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:27 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable
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Postby Tickle » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:28 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating,
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:35 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating, mocked
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Postby Tickle » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:35 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating, mocked a
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