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Postby LibraLabRat » Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:55 pm

This thing will end up looking like a Norse Edda
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:57 pm

What's wrong with that?
But the Edda was not rhymed and I would expect that much from a decent ballad today.
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Postby Ushnor » Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:29 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of

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Postby ManicStar » Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:32 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor
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Postby LibraLabRat » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:33 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor, laid.
'There are no atheists in foxholes' isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes."
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Postby DaveL » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:41 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor, laid.

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Postby LibraLabRat » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:28 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor, laid.

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Postby Griffin » Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:08 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor, laid.

Jubilation fountained serenely
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Postby LibraLabRat » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:29 am

Jubilation fountained serenely? IS that possible?
'There are no atheists in foxholes' isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes."
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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:44 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor, laid.

Jubilation fountained serenely into
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Postby LibraLabRat » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:51 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor, laid.

Jubilation fountained serenely into Jungian
'There are no atheists in foxholes' isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes."
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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:13 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor, laid.

Jubilation fountained serenely into Jungian, Freudian
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Postby LibraLabRat » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:22 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor, laid.

Jubilation fountained serenely into Jungian, Freudian arpeggios
'There are no atheists in foxholes' isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes."
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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:20 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor, laid.

Jubilation fountained serenely into Jungian, Freudian arpeggios holding
Onward noodly pirates!

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Postby LibraLabRat » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:26 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against llamas. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes. Red herrings chortled malignantly until smoked.

Meanwhile, Slartibartfast wondered whether OR/XOR (aka Bubba) managed enough brothels. Logically, Magratheans are not bereft of pusillanimity, which OR/XOR (aka Bubba) can't eschew. Elsewhere, fly-fishing, Arthur Honegger managed despite having quite noodly but robust chicken legs with pesto (not TO put emphasis on fly-fishing), to get Urrglfloggah Thorrenson, spawn of Thor, laid.

Jubilation fountained serenely into Jungian, Freudian arpeggios holding angels.
'There are no atheists in foxholes' isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes."
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