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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:49 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie
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Postby LibraLabRat » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:53 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:56 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench


OK, now we have reached the end of that line, let's get creative again (but not today anymore, we are approaching 10pm over here).
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Postby DaveL » Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:32 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Carbohydratedness
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Postby Dinkino » Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:32 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:41 pm

looks like we havea a problem. posting at the same time are we? well, lets combine em. Now Carbohydratedness...

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness
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Postby LibraLabRat » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:47 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused
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Postby Ushnor » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:51 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold

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Postby LibraLabRat » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:55 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:09 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and
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Postby LibraLabRat » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:12 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral
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Postby kaioshin00 » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:15 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes
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Postby ManicStar » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:20 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes quaffed
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Postby Ushnor » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:20 pm

EDIT: someone posted at the same time as me :P

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Postby LibraLabRat » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:24 pm

ManicStar wrote:It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie weenie pirate wench. Now carbohydratedness infused Arnold Ziffles and Admiral Eratosthenes quaffed
(That last sentence needs some work. We have too many verbs.)
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