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Postby ManicStar » Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:52 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL
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It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed
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Postby Duke » Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:14 pm

[COBOL?]


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It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven
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It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically
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It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense

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Postby ManicStar » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:00 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks
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It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested
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It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:43 am

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by
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Postby LibraLabRat » Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:57 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:20 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the
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Postby LibraLabRat » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:28 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:43 pm

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty
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It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occurrence caused confusion amongst the sailors, who expected less interspecies bowling. But fortunately, the COBOL unleashed seven gastronomically intense breadsticks ingested delicately by Capellini, the itty bitty teenie
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