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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:41 am

Psst! Wanna buy some Helium? Nitrogen?

The person below me breathes in Carbon Dioxide and exhales Oxygen.

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Tickle
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Postby Tickle » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:49 pm

OK, I'll admit. I'm a talking flower...

The person below me has met a different talking flower.
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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:24 pm

Though that was after I ate the magical mystery mushrooms.

The magical mystery tour will take the person below me away.

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Tickle
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Postby Tickle » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:29 pm

Too late.

The person below me is a magic mushroom...
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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:54 pm

Not yet. I'm a magical mystery spore that will one day become the magical mystery fungus of its dreams.

The person below me has a pair of fungus-infected scissors.

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Griffin
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Postby Griffin » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:03 pm

Infected by Aspergillus in my toenails.

The person below me is rushing off to look for pictures of Aspergillus.
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Postby celtic_mike » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:07 pm

So creepy because it'strue

and I found some
Image

The person below me is quite jealous of my Google-i-ness
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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:41 pm

Nah, I'm the same way.

The person below me spends time finding simple, ungoogleable phrases that are made of words in the dictionary.

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Cannon_Fodder
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Postby Cannon_Fodder » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:31 pm

Well, I try, but it's really, really hard (seriously, the phrase "infinite fish" gives you over 2 million).

The person below me has an infinite fish (and is glad that I came back to the forums!).

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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:40 pm

His name is Fred.

And yeah, I'm glad you're back!

The person below me eats Ice Breakers from the "to share" slot and makes other people take them out of the "not to share" slot.

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celtic_mike
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Postby celtic_mike » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:57 pm

Especially people with larger than average fingers.

:fsm_rock:

The person below me has always wanted to lick a flagpole on a cold day
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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:02 pm

Unfortunately (or fortunately, as the case may be), it never gets cold enough in Tampa.

The spiraling shape will make the person below me go insane.

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darren996
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Postby darren996 » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:15 pm

I'm already insane.

I transfer the insanity of the Spiraling Shape to the person below me.
Suspicion breeds confidence!

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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:24 pm

That happened a few months ago, though.

The person below me wonders why bartenders give some sort of liquid drink to you when you ask for a screwdriver.

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Postby Duke » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:16 pm

Yeah, I went inna bar, cuz ma ca' was na warkin, I asked fa a screwdriver, dey give me sometin' ta drink. I was na thirsty.

The person below me is leading Project Pioneer.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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