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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:08 pm

you hadn't noticed?

the person below me is extremely perceptive for a blind deaf mute with 3rd degree burns covering 200% of his body, no tongue, and no nose.
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:44 am

Must be senses 6-8 kicking in as emergency backup.

The person below me takes in more chlorine daily than (s)he assumes.
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Side effects

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:12 am

YYYAAARRR...the side effects are turnin me into a pirate!

The person below me is a bank robber...
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:45 am

Does the treasure fleet count as a bank?

The person below me bathes in ass' milk, drinks goat milk and eats sheep-cheese.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:05 pm

Sorry...lactose intolerant.

The person below me invented a better pencil sharpener.
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:11 pm

No, I was the one with the better moose trap.

The person below me did not know that mooses are rodents.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:29 pm

I didn't. Although they taste somewhat like the Giant Ungulate Rats of the frozen north....

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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:48 pm

First show, then eat.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:41 pm

WARNING SPOILER omgomgogmomgomgomg oh wait.... can't censor things.

meh, its just Karl Rove.

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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:56 pm

Obviously I took some antacida pills too many [mainly Al compounds]

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:06 pm

pssh, yeah right. he started crying and shaking and wimpering in the fetal position on the floor after I stepped on the fifth bug.

the person below me is deathly afraid of disneyland parades.
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:40 pm

One reason for me never to visit Mauschwitz [I did not invent that term, it is said to have originated inside the Disney empire].

The person below me would vote for the reintroduction of Gladiatorial fights in the Roman tradition [we could feed Falwell to the lions, or is that cruelty towards animals?].
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:54 am

Actually, I would vote for such - so long as politicians were the main contestants.

And lawyers.

And literalists-types (ID'ers and YEC'ers and sucicide-bombers and ...)

And world leaders, too: especially those who also fit one of the above categories ... :roll:

The person below me would always root for the lions in any of the above

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:18 am

I just fear the the RSPCAA would be on my tail for that malnourishing of the felines (too much fat and bile).

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Titanic

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:04 am

...and make a profit out of it.

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