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St John the Blasphemist
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:15 pm

It could be - if you used your imagination.

The person below me insists on gluten free sweetbread.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:51 pm

I get enough gluten from congealed oatmeal

The person below me only eats organic food - as opposed to others, who only eat IN-organic food, like Big Mac's and such :roll:
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Postby KingLackLuster » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:12 pm

its actually organic[free] food...


the person below me is alive
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Postby Grey » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:31 pm

More or less.

The person below me does to the same doctor for dental work as they take their hamster.
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Postby bubblegumgirl » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:11 am

If he's good enough for the Hamster, He's good enough for me. Who needs one of those fancy schmancy teeth people anyway.

The person below me is wondering how to get themselves commited so they can get one of those nice padded rooms.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:13 am

Yessss, yes I am. And so am I. (And me. Me Too! don't forget me!)

We likes to bouncy-bouncy off the walls ... we likes it, yess.

The person below me has a pet sponge named after me.
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:56 am

As an accomplished sponge breeder, I do not have favourites.

The person below me will take part in the September sponge races in Zürich.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:20 am

I have been grooming my sponge for months.

The person below me wishes the Sunday comics came every day.
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Postby black bart » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:40 am

I do love those religious Super Heroes:

Inteligently Designed Man, Captain Morman, Super Pope etc etc

The person below me is riding Pegasus to the stars!
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:20 am

Nah, that's my next-door neighbor, and that's metaphorically speaking.

The person below me is a metaphor.
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:51 am

greek: phor = thieve
meta: female forename
You accuse me of stealing women?

The person below me is a pedagogue (seducer of children).
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:11 pm

well, since I"m technically a child, seducing a classmate or something would be child-seducing, but not creepy!

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the person below me is a seducer of bovines.
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Postby boghog » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:40 pm

No, you mis-heard me. I'm a deducer of bovines. The call me Moolock Holmes.

The person below me has a collection of antique squeegees.
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:58 pm

The antique version is called a strigilis.

The person below me is unwilling to milk the goat.
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Postby boghog » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:03 pm

It would be difficult; the goat is male.

The person below me is building a false udder to allow male goats to be milked.
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