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GlowInTheDarkBlonde
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Postby GlowInTheDarkBlonde » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:21 pm

It must be the ink from all those squids.

The person below me declared his computer chair as his own country.
whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....
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Due to the length of my name, you may now refer to me as "blondie". It'll save you typing time.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:56 pm

what are you talking about? it IS its own country. got a national guard and everything...

the person below me fails to comprehend how a country could be smaller than an iceberg.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:17 pm

Sort of... we've got BIG icebergs and BIGGER country here, so it's a toss-up.


The person below me lives in a country that is 90% below sea level.
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Postby KingLackLuster » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:23 pm

yup. Meh is 90% below cee level.



the person below me sees my 'typo'
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:31 pm

Yup - I cee it.

The person below me is a 5th below C level (making them F level)

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:45 pm

Type O? Very common blood type, the "universal donor."

The person below me faints at the sight of blood.

Edit: That's weird...it didn't show St. JtB's post until after I posted.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby KingLackLuster » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:06 pm

only if its my blood...


the person below me is a blasphemer
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:55 am

That's what the name says, & don't you forget it.

The person below me wonders "what if D-O-G spelled cat?"

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Bob the Unbeliever
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:06 am

Shhh! Don't let the truth be told, but God is really a cat, is why G-O-D spelled backwards is Dog - a cat's mortal enemy.

The person below me actually followed that convoluted "logic" - and I worry about them, if they did

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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:20 am

Let's see...A implies B if and only if C, but sometimes D, thus, ergo, QED...Where was I?

The person below me emulates Mr. Spock.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Hexene » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:32 am

Geesh! Got to hide my pointy ears and my hand seems to always be spread in a V shape - must be a dead give away.

The person below me believes that he or she was born on Planet Vulcan.

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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:46 am

No. I am heading to the planet Druidia to meet up with Lone Star and Yogurt to fight Dark Helmet.

The person below me tried to each his pet chimp sign language, but so far it has only learned one rude symbol.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




:worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm:



TTFN

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Hexene
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Postby Hexene » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:05 am

Yes that Chimp of mine has run afowl of everything that I tried to teach him.

The person below me has a psychic cat for a pet.

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GlowInTheDarkBlonde
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Postby GlowInTheDarkBlonde » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:34 am

You can't tell the difference between it and a normal cat, except you find yourself involuntarily getting food for it even when you fed it 5 minutes ago.

The person below me believes that pasta is proof that the FSM exists.
whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:56 am

I thought you was talking about the Holy C.

The person below me intends to apply for a leading position in the Vatican.
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